Sexy chat words
Beastly - You would call something or somebody beastly if they were really nasty orunpleasant.
Most people would consider you a snob or an upper class git if you used this word. Bees Knees - This is the polite version of the dog's bollocks.
It simply means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you chaps! Arse about face - This means you are doing something back to front. Usually in the advanced stages of drunken stupor, someone would be considered "completely arseholed". As well - You chaps say also when we would say "too" or "as well".
Arse over elbow - This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. For instance if my friend ordered a Miller Lite, I would say "I'll have one as well".
Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut! - This is used a lot around London and the south to mean, "Hello, how are you"?
Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. It is used in phrases like "pain in the arse" (a nuisance) or I "can't be arsed" (I can't be bothered) or you might hear something was "a half arsed attempt" meaning that it was not done properly.
Do - If you go into a shop and say "do you do batteries? Do - If you drive along a motorway in the wrong lane the police will do you.
You could then tell your friends that you have been done by the police. Doddle - Something that is a doddle is a cinch, it's easy.
It is simply an exclamation of surprise, short for "Blow me down", meaning something like I am so surprised you could knock me over just by blowing. If you spotted a scrummy girly in a bar you might try to chat her up. Cheeky - "Eee you cheeky monkey" was what my mother said to me all the time when I was a kid.
Cheeky means you are flippant, have too much lip or are a bit of a smart arse! It refers to the way a story gets changed as is passes from one person to the next so that the end result may be completely different from what was originally said. Chivvy along - When I'm standing patiently in the checkout queue at Tesco I like to chivvy along the old ladies in front of me.
It will sometimes be lengthened to "cor blimey" or "cor love a duck", depending on where you are.