If I did find a rock shaped like a frog, I would throw it at her cat. Why would I want dozens of pictures of lots of love cats? I went away for a week recently and when I got back and checked my email, I had eight hundred and forty three messages.

Eight hundred and forty of these were adverts for viagra and the other three were pictures of lots of love cats.

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Having escaped the small town mentality for the last fifty two years, I am hardly going to advertise my movements now.

I realise this is not internet related but I cannot understand why it is so hard for people to hang the bath mat over the bath when they are finished using it.

That's the problem with the young people today, they have a google answer for everything. If I wanted to chat with strangers, I would pick up the phone and press random numbers.

If they had to walk to their local library every time they had something stupid to ask they would ask a lot less stupid questions. I tried a chatroom once and was talking to guy who claimed he was an obese fifty three year old man living in a caravan park but there is no way of knowing if these people are telling the truth.

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