Not like, the car door as I enter or a building door – that would have been OK. When we pulled up to the movie theater, I tried to exit the car. ’ and ran out of the car and to the passenger side, pushed the door closed and then opened it again. Again, he made a scene at the box office when I said I’d pay for my own ticket.

So trying to change the subject, I mention the frat that he was in (we both went to the same university) and that I knew some of the guys. At this point, I’m more than over the date and ready for him to get out of my apartment – so I go to the restroom and plan on feigning illness upon my return.

He then proceeds to tell me that, yeah all his friends were just vehicles for him to get ahead in life and that he didn’t really like any of them. I return from the bathroom only to find him on my couch, masturbating furiously.

If we’re going to date, there’s a few things you need to do.’ He was not joking, he genuinely wanted me to do the following: 1. People near us overheard this and began craning their necks, trying to look at me and see what was so ‘awful.’ He ticked off all the things I needed to change and then sat back, smiled and asked when I would be able to get started.

The server came back with our meals and I have a lovely plate of pasta in front of me. About 15 minutes after I was supposed to meet her, a woman walks by.

After I paid for dinner, I kindly said it was ‘nice to meet you’ got in my car and went to the bar. She followed me to the bar, and when I got out of my car proceeded to berate me over why I was going out instead of going home.

First off, I couldn’t believe the waitress asked, but then was floored at the girl’s response.I looked her dead in the eyes and calmly said, ‘I didn’t want to interrupt such an important phone call,’ and then walked into my room and went to bed.” “I got set up with the daughter of one of my parents’ friends.They showed me pictures and said nice things about her. I excused myself to the bathroom, but the damage was too great.She gets off the phone, doesn’t apologize and we get seated.About two minutes later her phone rings again and it is the same ‘OMG, no way! The waitress comes over and we order drinks while she is still on the phone and I twiddle my thumbs. I’m half done with my drink and have waved the waitress off once already because Lisa is still on the phone.We discussed marriage prior to me going there and knew in my heart that Jesus brought us together.